3 definitions by TheMeatiestOfShields
The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.
"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."
by TheMeatiestOfShields February 16, 2017
When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.
by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017
In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.
Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.
by TheMeatiestOfShields May 9, 2019