handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 04, 2003

Handicapper

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

by Grevdar February 08, 2010

Handicappable

To be handicapped or disabled while still able to live and function normally.
Word created/used by Brandon Rogers.

"You call me handicappable, because it's a fact that disabilities can't hold me back!"

"I am handicappable of math!"

by sothicsepia14 March 29, 2020

shit ass handicapp

a description of one who is slowed, either physically or mentally, given by an individual similarly situated.

As I fumed over the individual who'd parked across two spaces, Forrest clamored, "Shit ass handicapp think he got two cars!"

by Icky Dicky June 16, 2008