Dutch's definitions

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

dood

The superior way to spell "dude."

J: Yo dood did you do the math homework?
Steve: Hell no.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

Malibu

Coconut rum. Tastes really good for liqour.

At JB's house party, we continously drank Malibu since 1:30 p.m.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

bo bo

When you talk too damn much, offering up self congratulatory stories for no reason. When a guy runs away with a conversation and uses every opportunity to big himself up(i.e. to make oneself look better)To embellish.

Yo I was talking to him about the Game, and he started kickin' mad bobo about how he used to Dunk on Stephon Marbury

by Dutch January 27, 2004

candy store

Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo

Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store

by DUTCH January 7, 2004

card shark

A person who is very good at playin cards; like poker, blackjack, etc. Many times they hustle you.

Yo, that mofucker over there is one bad card shark, dude.

by Dutch July 10, 2003

SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

by Dutch May 2, 2003