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handicapist by Yourmommma December 11, 2013
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Handicapslock
The unfortunate habit of n00bs, idiots, and morons to perpetually use the caps lock key, even when "yelling" is not implied. This is usually accompanied by other obvious examples of ineptitude, such as poor grammar, spelling, and total lack of punctuation or use of paragraphs.
They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".
They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".
"HI BRIAN I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT R U?" -Nicky, the handicapslocked.
Handicapslock by BrianTheGreat February 18, 2010
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handicapat
1) Word in Romanian which refers to a person with difficulties / disabilities.
2) Swear word in Romania which refers to a person that has imaginary mental problems; acts like it has a real mental disability; similar in context with "retarded".
2) Swear word in Romania which refers to a person that has imaginary mental problems; acts like it has a real mental disability; similar in context with "retarded".
1) "Are handicap" - "He/She/They/Etc has a disability"
"Școală de handicapați" - "A school for people with disabilities"
2) "Ești handicapat" - "You're retarded"
"Handicapatu-le!" - "Retard!"
"Ce handicapat ești!" - "You're so fucking retarded!"
"Școală de handicapați" - "A school for people with disabilities"
2) "Ești handicapat" - "You're retarded"
"Handicapatu-le!" - "Retard!"
"Ce handicapat ești!" - "You're so fucking retarded!"
handicapat by VasluiPower May 22, 2019
Handicapat
Handicapat is a romanian insult that can mean a lot of different things: retared, idiot, mentally ill, mentally retarded, brain dead, etc.
Handicapat by CxstinMamaMare123 December 5, 2021
Handicappist
Handicappist by lackeyattackey April 12, 2011
handicapitation
1. Handicapitation is a process where any handicapped person who gets decapitated or decapitates someone else who is handicapped.
handicapitation by FrostyHotSauce October 10, 2011
Hire handicaps and watch them work
When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
Hire handicaps and watch them work by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021
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