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handi-capped 

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled
I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.
handi-capped by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.
My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.
Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

handicaped 

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.
You are handicaped.
handicaped by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012

Handicapped 

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly
1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly
Handicapped by Zain Ali May 21, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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