hamsterboat 

A boat filled with hamsters

#1:i see a hamsterboat over there
#2: WTF is a hamsterboat

hamsterboat by Silt April 29, 2007

hamsterbating 

the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves

Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!

hamsterbating by Hamster man November 11, 2006

Hasterbation 

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

Hasterbation by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

Hamsturbating 

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

Hamsturbating by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

Hamsterbitches 

A very attractive female hamster that’s grabbing the attention of someone. There is a 100% chance to lay them.

„Hamsterbitches werden gelayed“ - jeder, immer.

Hamsterbitches by Ulfgunshot March 22, 2020

Hamsturbate

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.

Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!

Hamsturbate by Paulton January 6, 2008

hamsterbate 

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

hamsterbate by brenden z. July 23, 2006