hamjam

What you say when you're stuck in a bad situation.

Another word for "Shoot, I'm screwed" or f*, sh*, bs, and u know....

"Hamjam! I forgot to do my homework."

or...

"Someone threw your computer off the cliff."
"Hamjam."

by dopey193 June 4, 2014

hamjam

when you bite into a ham sandwich with to much mayo and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I had to use my tongue to free up my hamjam.

by artie May 24, 2003

Hamjam

The act of jamming one's fist into another person's booty hole (on a pig, this would be in the ham region)

Man: I wanna try something different this time. Can I hamjam you?
Woman: Sure!

by Fredstof May 9, 2018

hamjam

hamjammer- when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.

by janet June 7, 2003

Hamdams

Top tier Irish chipper, very filthy but in a good way.

I went to Hamdams and orders a chip butty wrap, a party box, a niall special and a gurry curry

by cheesy454 July 5, 2021

hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

Hamdamonium

Hamdamonium: is when two or more people go ham at the same time.

Going Ham is when a person snaps on another person.

It's to much hamdamonium in this room right now i got to get away .

This club is to crunk right now to much hamdamonium in here.

by RONSKILOW December 13, 2010