hamroid 

a hemroid so huge it feels like a ham as been shoved up your ass...

My ass was so swoled up it felt as if I had me a hamroid all up in there.

hamroid by johny drama January 10, 2008

Hambroided 

Another word for being hammered druck plasterd or wasted

Look at this fucking kid hes hambroided

Hambroided by jwatts2113 September 9, 2009

Hamrider 

Directly translated skinkerytter from Norwegian. It means homosexual.

You are a fucking hamrider!

Hamrider by TheUrbanThomas March 31, 2016

Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

Hemroid by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

Hemroid by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

hamrod 

Too hammered too spell hammered properly.

Dude, I am so hamrod

hamrod by onetwofore December 22, 2017

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003