a druck is a girl that you would only fuck when you are drunk, you definitely would have to think twice about fucking this girl sober. she would be called a drunk fuck therefore being a druck.
Minor Insult:Telling you to get drunk and calling you a duck as an insult.
Was on msn and with two of my friends, We somehow were talking about ducks and are always talking about getting drunk, one guy got a little angry and said accidently go get druck to the other.
Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.
“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunkchivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.