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The act of cheating on your spouse in their vicinity without them noticing.
for example talking to your wife while receving a bj under the table.
A:Shit your wife is home
B:Stay we're hamroding her
hamrod by Rusty thrombone September 11, 2016
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a wasteman who is responsible for a blunder or error
Boy: "Eh, the ref has got to be the hamroll of the week, he was lacking today with those errors"
hamroll by GUENDOUZZZI March 4, 2019
A weird thing that jumps up and down saying Hamood habibi.
Hamood by Boogerfarts1 October 15, 2019

hamoodism 

The religion of our lord and savior Hamood, his prophet, Camelo, and Camood their child. The religion was started by the instagrammer , white_sticky_pee, one of the original Hamoodists. The 25th of every month Hamoodists celebrate Hamood and post him on instagram 8 times.
Hamoodism is an epik religion
hamoodism by Hamoodist January 8, 2018
A pompous computer "expert" that has no real world experience. The following are traits of a hamrog:

They only relate to text book concepts and facts regardless of real world experience and practices.

They consider everyone else to be a moron or idiot if they do not see eye to eye on a subject or issue.

They possess traits similar to an asshole.

This person, in reality, knows very little but thinks they excel in their area of knowledge.
"Dude, don't be such a fucking hamrog!"
Hamrog by svensven January 6, 2009

Hamrider 

Directly translated skinkerytter from Norwegian. It means homosexual.
You are a fucking hamrider!
Hamrider by TheUrbanThomas March 31, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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