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The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.
chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.
Hampon by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008
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A cigarette filter tip used with rolling tobacco; named due to it's resemblance to a hamster tampon
Oh shit I've run out of hampax I'll have to roach my fag instead
Hampax by VioletSkye July 27, 2009
Referring to the engorged male member.
"I made sure she felt like she had been tied to the hampost."
hampost by Joey Shabidou February 13, 2006
Michelle was itching her hambox before.
hambox by Hambox527 November 8, 2014
A mythical creature which is part Hippo and part Hamster. The Hampo is a water based creature that arises from large goldfish bowls. Initially small in size, once submerged in a tepid bath the Hampo multiplies exponentially and increases rapidly in size. Hampos are self propagating and left unchecked, will completely fill up a residence leaving little room for the occupants
What are we going to do with all these Hampos?
Hampo by Sean velour November 12, 2019

hamboxing 

when you get inside a car, close all the windows, and smoke an entire ham
"Why does my car smell like smoked ham?"

"Dude, we were hamboxing it on Friday."
hamboxing by hambox November 22, 2016
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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