Hampo

A mythical creature which is part Hippo and part Hamster. The Hampo is a water based creature that arises from large goldfish bowls. Initially small in size, once submerged in a tepid bath the Hampo multiplies exponentially and increases rapidly in size. Hampos are self propagating and left unchecked, will completely fill up a residence leaving little room for the occupants

What are we going to do with all these Hampos?

by Sean velour November 12, 2019

hampo

Verb. The act of leaving an online conversation without telling the person you are talking to that you are leaving.

To do a hampo

by spyrosi May 21, 2009

Hampo

Hampo means a bad boy who is very sexy and has nice muscles.

Omg he is a Hampo

by BakiHa November 23, 2021

Hampo

Hipster;
Hipster=Hippo+Hamster, use different syllables, you get

HAAAAAAAAAAMPO

That guy is such a hampo, look at his facial hair and scarf...

He's your grandpa!

by Shlaire February 23, 2009