Hampon

The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.

chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.

by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008

Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

by Wize N. Heimer January 30, 2011

hampon

An absorbent insert designed to soak up various, er, juices from packaged meats, such as spiral hams or roasts.

I do not believe that Raj cooked his holiday roast and forgot to take out the hampon.

by T Face Hollowhead January 1, 2010