Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

Hampone by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011

hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

hamboned by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

Hampon

The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.

chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.

Hampon by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008

Hamphone 

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

Hamphone by csavas November 7, 2016

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

hamboned by Anonymous April 14, 2003

HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

HAMboner by princevitae September 15, 2003

Hambone Sauce 

To go completely HAM ( Hard as a motherfucker). Leaving no prisoners, pillaging everything in its way.

Dana to sales colleague: The account did not sign

Kenneth: Then lets go Hambone sauce on them until the sign or fucking die!

Hambone Sauce by Captajjsjs July 19, 2019