Hammer Timed 

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

Hammer Timed by Craigorator November 8, 2007

hammer-time 

A catchphrase that was used by MC Hammer when he would start dancing.

"Wo-o, uh-uh-uh, uh-o, HAMMA TIME... HAMMA TIME!"

hammer-time by The Hobgibbon March 23, 2005

Russian hammer time 

When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.

"dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!"

" yeah man i heard they went at it hard"

Russian hammer time by EFANG June 16, 2009

hammer time

A catchphrase a man says before jackhammering his partner and consequently breaking his/her neck.

Henry said 'It's hammer time!' in his chinese room.

hammer time by kenny is a fag November 2, 2006

hammer-time 

the battlecry of those about to enter a dancing frenzy

as the viking warriors were about to pull a john travolta, they bellowed out "hammer-time!" with all of their might

hammer-time by mag May 13, 2005

Hammer Time! 

A catch-phrase used to trick an opponent or a wide variety of people when in a tight and/or awkward situation by creating a false yet, VERY effection imaginary diversion.

Joe: You bout to get yo shi* snagged.

John: STOP!...
Hammer time! ::runs::

Hammer Time! by ssaJunGLe March 5, 2008

Hammer Time

Generaly Used THIRD party reffering to someones level of intoxication in a social setting when that said person may not know how intoxicated they really are. You can also use the phrase in refference to yourself when describing anticts of when you were overly intoxicated.

Dude 1- " That chick right there just shuved a slice of pizza in her pocket, Hammer Time"

or

You- " I was Hammer Time last night kid, I drank 24 beers then shit on a cop car"

Friend-"Awsome, That is Hammer Time"

Hammer Time by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011