hamler 

Huge dick. Likes: dating poodles, getting "high", peanut butter, being a mathstar, playing baritone, pillowbutts. Dislikes: rational thought, letting people comment on his public journal

That dude has a pillowbutt. What a hamler.

hamler by douche boat November 6, 2006

Hamer 

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!

Hamer by All.Things January 8, 2021

Hammer fine 

Youre hammered but you’re fine

I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.

Hammer fine by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen 

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.

Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.

hammer queen by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

hammer-down protocol 

Is a fictional, scorched earth code-name where in the U.S. military decides to cut it's losses and destroys, through carpet bombing, the U.S.'s own territories and/or cities that are deemed lost to enemy forces. The term was first used in the movie Cloverfield, followed by the video-game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

In COD:MW2 the Hammer-Down Protocol is a scorched earth policy through indiscriminant, large scale carpet bombing of the city of D.C. do to the heavy number of Russians in the area.

It is very similar in application and purpose in Cloverfield. However, it is used for the reason of an all-or-nothing attempt to destroy the monster, as well as the small parasites that had no-doubt flooded Manhattan.

hammer-down protocol by Dead Hand August 21, 2013