hamhat

a hat consisting of over 50% ham, and various other disposed meat products. A newly excepted fad in the punk scene, clothing products and accessories made of decaying meat products

my hamhat brings all the boys to the yard and thier like, its better than yours, damn right its better thanyours...

by J0540rzzz April 11, 2004

hamsatchel

derivative of "ho-bag": a whore or adulteress, typical with financial schemes in mind

She used me for my money then moved on to another man. What a hamsatchel.

by The M September 24, 2005

Hamha

A friendly greeting- How you say "hello" in hamster language.

Used in the Hamtaro anime and games.

"Hamha! Long time no see!"

by HamtaroLOL October 25, 2009

Hamhawk

A grooming technique where a man grooms one nut with a short hairstyle and one nut with a longer unbridled hairstyle

That hamhawk is business on the right, party on the left!

by thatduuuuuuuuuuuude May 9, 2018

Hamhandling

The complete and total pleasuring of a woman by any means necessary.

Roberto gave that Busty Blonde Waitress from Pub Italia the Hamhandling of a lifetime.

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 19, 2006

HAMATU

(n) a device used to move drunk people from one location to another. The device is similar to a hand truck. the abbreviation stands for the Human Ass Mobile Assist Transport Unit

During the 2013 parade season, security required the use of the HAMATU to help get Heather to the end of the parade.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016

hamatito

some fucking retard nigga that says dumb stuff and is just all around retarded. He also has a giant forehead and glasses

this dude is a hamatito

by yuhjayde September 27, 2019