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hamhanded 

an individual (usually a chick) with grossly oversized mittens.
That hamhanded Biatch can sure play the violin
hamhanded by FergieMD November 30, 2005

Hamhandling 

The complete and total pleasuring of a woman by any means necessary.
Roberto gave that Busty Blonde Waitress from Pub Italia the Hamhandling of a lifetime.

Hammaded 

Verb used to imply that a person has absolutely choked a reply to a message. This includes, but is not limited to: dad replies, stupid questions and being an overall npc in a group chat
As usual, he has absolutely hammaded it! 😭
Hammaded by Q RA October 19, 2022

Hammaded 

Verb used when an individual has absolutely choked a reply to a message in a group chat, damaging all the vibes and the funny. These include, but are not limited to: dad type replies, unfunny jokes, and being an overall npc in the group chat
Lmaoooo he's hammaded it again😭
Hammaded by Q RA October 19, 2022

Ham Handed 

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
Ham Handed by I made the man December 13, 2024

hamdanced 

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed
"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"
hamdanced by Paul May 23, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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