halstein 

A great man! Everybody loves Halstein. Most likely a bold guy. So weird.

THAT IS HALSTEIN

halstein by Heddisssss December 3, 2016

hafsteinn

nigga turtle shoes

dude i forgot my hafsteinn i can't play

hafsteinn by arontyppi February 16, 2019

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth 

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.

Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth by AngryDan July 9, 2003

Chris Helstein

Douchenstein, Tweakenstein

That Chris Helstein tried to touch that girl in her sleep.

Chris Helstein by efj,hnsejkghsrjkgsrkg May 11, 2012

Robbing the Holstein 

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

Robbing the Holstein by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

halsten 

The name Halsten, they are crazy sometimes gets into trouble more than they can handle. Ruthless and proud, never worry they are very caring and loyal. Often he/she can have the biggest hearts. Some people look at them as troubled people but really they are just a bunch of fun, loving, REBElS who love partying in the great out doors!!
Attractive crazy country psychoticloving

Did you see what happened to the Halsten's at their foot ball party today?

halsten by Kaitybear7116 December 21, 2016

Hafsteinn

A rock that lives in the ocean

Hey look at that Hafsteinn over there

Hafsteinn by Hafsteins mom May 17, 2019