Definitions by RonBurgundy2001

Robbing the Holstein 

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

Robbing the Holstein by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Shits-a-phrenia 

When you are as paranoid as shit or so scared you shit yourself.

I can’t do haunted houses anymore. Every time I go to one, I come down with a wicked case of shits-a-phrenia.

Shits-a-phrenia by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Pinocchio pudding 

While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.

“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”

Pinocchio pudding by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

urinade float 

After having sex to completion, a male gives his partner a golden shower. Within this process, the remaining ejaculate within the penile tubes escapes within the urine, therefore creating a urinade float.

On Thirsty Thursday, my dirty girlfriend wanted to get freaky. It resulted in a bj for me and a golden shower for her with a bonus urinade float.

urinade float by RonBurgundy2001 June 12, 2018

Poptard 

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

Poptard by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Kakki 

The color of fecal matter after one has been eaten up, specifically by a cat.

Our coach made us wear kakki colored pants. Looks like we have been eaten up by some cats.

Kakki by RonBurgundy2001 May 27, 2018

disappointed Dusty 

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

disappointed Dusty by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018