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Holstein 

A fucking good looking girl with a slim nice body and a great personality. If you go out with a girl who has the last name 'Holstein' you are surely going to have quite a ride because this girl is unlike none other. She is the best thing on this earth and the rarest as well.

GREAT SEX.
Guy 1: Hey man, i found out my girlfriends old last name was "Holstein"

Guy 2: Damn nigger thats some lucky shit right there.
Holstein by wolky23 February 5, 2012

Holstein 

The truth has finally come to light, Matt's a Holstein.
Holstein by Bamerrr February 21, 2021

Robbing the Holstein 

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.
Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.
One of the most cute queer female otps of our century. They belong to the web serie Carmilla, is on youtube! The story begins when Laura's roommate disappears misteriously and instead of investigate the University give her a new roommate, which seems horribly suspicious so she decides to investigate on her own. Also Carmilla, the new roommate is hateful and Laura feels pretty upset about it. Everything changes when Carm starts helping her on her adventures and then they fall in love. Bonus: Carmilla is a vampire. You. Should. Go. Watch it. NOW. You're welcome! :3 <3
-Hollstein is so fucking cute dude! I'm freaking out!!

-Chill out... Is just a web serie...
-Shut up and go watch it. Now.
*She watches the show*
-Oh God.... Why did you fucking do this to me?!! I have no life now...
-Told ya, welcome to the big creampuff family sweetie.
Hollstein by Alysanne June 2, 2016

Hólmsteinn 

A sad lonely man who wears a west and has a beard. Often works as a bricklayer.
look, over there is a hobo....no, its only Hólmsteinn.
Hólmsteinn by klamhundurinn July 8, 2011

Holstenring 

Infamous Housing Projects in the eastern part of Altona-Ottensen (district of Hamburg, Germany) relatively close to downtown, best known for its heavy drug trafficking.
The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.
Ey Digga lass mal in den Holstenring, Ott ordern!!!

Okay Bruder! Im 'Ring gibt's immer was.
Holstenring by $tarbuck February 29, 2008
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