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A distinctly Haitian name reserved for only the truest of island-bois. Often pronounced as “Austin” by his American comrades. Hasteins are vibrant, creative, and noisy. Hasteins are always in the mix, the type that find themselves surrounded by activity and movement—usually they live in major cities. Hastein blends corporate knowledge and professionalism with Haitian roots and street knowledge. Keep an eye out for Hastein, you never know what they’re up to next.
I think the DJ is friend’s with Hastein, the wild one from Broward.
Hastein by NFTDAE November 23, 2021
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Hastience 

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noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness
Hastience by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

Hasteens 

a word used to describe anything. In effect, it provides a smooth (and often comical) transition when one doesn't quite have the word to describe the "thing".

Originated: Steve B, Camp Taconic, Hinsdale, MA
What's on the hasteens for lunch today? Chunky hasteens?
Hasteens by JFritz January 3, 2008

hastings on hudson 

a small town filled with a bunch of fucked up people and pot heads
person: wow hastings on hudson is such a nice town
me: you think that because you don’t live here
hastings on hudson by di4j02 May 22, 2018
Hastin, means someone who is very loving, compassionate, and loyal. If you think someone is a hastin then they are funny, a prankster, and the funest person anyone can be around hastin is also describing a leader who will do any thing for who they like/love. They or him/her may be small or look like they couldn't fight for anything but they will, they at the very least have someone with a bloody nose. But just know the person may seem like the Adorable, loving person but that person also probably has some problems and is always going through tough times. If you know a person that seems like a hastin then you shouldn't have anything standing in the way about how you feel about the person.
Named: I think he/her is a hastin.

Feeling's: Im starting think (name of person) is a hastin
Hastin by Gotta_catch_demall;) November 6, 2019
1. To do or say something without delay, often in order to correct what might otherwise be a misleading impression.

2. To speed something up.

3. To go somewhere quickly or without delay.
1. "But she's perfectly right," he hastened to add.
2. A vacation would hasten his recovery.
3. He hastened to her side.
Hasten by Jafje April 15, 2007

spencer hastings 

A fictional character from the popular book series by Sara Shepard, and the TV Series by ABC Family.

Spencer Hastings is a driven over-achiever, but makes great grades. Her friend Alison DiLaurentis went missing the summer of her Sophomore Year, and her and 3 of her closest friends ( Aria Montgomery , Hanna Marin , and Emily Fields ) have been trying to solve the mystery of her death.

The four of them try to solve mysteries while being stalked and blackmailed by "A" , the mysterious person who has apparently kept track of The Pretty Little Liars.

Spencer is smart and very athletic. She is the "smart one" of her group of friends, and if you ever get called a "Spencer Hastings", take it as a compliment!
Jealous Person: Man, you're such a Spencer Hastings! *rolls eyes*

You: Thanks!!
spencer hastings by Kittykatz03 March 15, 2016
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