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The name Halsten, they are crazy sometimes gets into trouble more than they can handle. Ruthless and proud, never worry they are very caring and loyal. Often he/she can have the biggest hearts. Some people look at them as troubled people but really they are just a bunch of fun, loving, REBElS who love partying in the great out doors!!
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Did you see what happened to the Halsten's at their foot ball party today?
halsten by Kaitybear7116 December 21, 2016
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Jay Halstead 

Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) of Chicago PD is possibly the hottest detective to exist in Chicago.
Person: Who's the hottest detective?

Chihard: Detective Jay Halstead
1. To do or say something without delay, often in order to correct what might otherwise be a misleading impression.

2. To speed something up.

3. To go somewhere quickly or without delay.
1. "But she's perfectly right," he hastened to add.
2. A vacation would hasten his recovery.
3. He hastened to her side.
Hasten by Jafje April 15, 2007

Holstenring 

Infamous Housing Projects in the eastern part of Altona-Ottensen (district of Hamburg, Germany) relatively close to downtown, best known for its heavy drug trafficking.
The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.
Ey Digga lass mal in den Holstenring, Ott ordern!!!

Okay Bruder! Im 'Ring gibt's immer was.
Holstenring by $tarbuck February 29, 2008

hasten your pace 

to effectively increase one's speed in order not to remain stagnant or in fact go back in time.
hasten your pace and have a froff!!

why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you
hasten your pace by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010

jay halstead 

daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective
someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead
jay halstead by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth 

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.
Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth