Douchenstein 

A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.

I can see you clearly through my douchometer, and you're registering at least 6500 Douchensteins.

Douchenstein by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009

douchenstein 

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.

Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.

douchenstein by Chern November 7, 2008

Baron Von Douchenstein 

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"

Baron Von Douchenstein by [e-mail] February 22, 2011

Douchestain 

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.

douche douchebag douchestain

Douchestain by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

douchenstien 

Someone who is full of themselves; someone who thinks they are smarter than the average.

A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.

I went a date with this guy the other night and he acted like a real "douchenstien"!

douchenstien by justlex May 23, 2012

Doucherstien 

The recently made up word 'doucherstien' is an insult. It can be used as a serious insult, or a friendly insult. Whatever. The word comes from the root words 'Douche' and 'Stien'. Douche, meaning a squeeze-bottle used for the clensing of bodily orfices (usually the vagina or the anus). And stien, meaning a german beer mug. Doucherstien means a German beer mug filled with dirty douche water. Douche. Stien. Doucherstien. There you go.

"That asshole is acting like a total doucherstien. I wanna kick his ass."

"Way to go, doucherstien!"

Doucherstien by KnockaboutKlown June 10, 2009

douchestination 

A place where douchebags/"bros" tend to congregate.

"I used to love this bar, but ever since it was featured on Food Network it's become a total douchestination."

douchestination by Lucy Lulu February 12, 2012