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Covert form of "halfassed," when it can not be used because of presence of adults, teachers, coworkers, christfags, etc.
Teacher: Jimmy, you did a very poor job on this homework assignment.
Jimmy: Yeah, I pretty much halfst it.
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halfpster 

Literally a half-hipster. Usually, a true hipster will not admit to being one to preserve their social independence and obscurity which makes it difficult to pinpoint the difference between hipsters and halfpsters. Many people are not prepared to fully commit to being so superior and hip all the time, causing many people to be classified somewhere within gray area of halfpster-dom. Halfpsters can be identified by the presence of some mainstream music on their playlists, occasional appearance of branded clothing in their wardrobe, and general denial of being wholly and truly hipster.
Hipster Friend: What is this Flo-Rida doing on your iPod? You know how over-produced his stuff is.

Halfpster: Yeah I know, but I like that song. Sue me.
halfpster by orangedizzle February 6, 2013

Halfstinence 

Waiting to have penetrative sex until marriage, but being totally okay with giving or getting head.
"Put it in me daddy..."
"No baby, you know I practice halfstinence."
Halfstinence by Wolp Daddy April 26, 2017

Jay Halstead 

Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) of Chicago PD is possibly the hottest detective to exist in Chicago.
Person: Who's the hottest detective?

Chihard: Detective Jay Halstead
Jay Halstead by one_directionnh April 9, 2021
absorbing a cost equally between two people
dude, do you want to go halfsies with me on that killer mud pie?
halfsies by So Mach May 9, 2006

Halftard 

Someone who is a sandwich short of a picnic, but not quite special enough to be a fulltard
That guy over there dribbles a lot, he's a bit of a Halftard
Halftard by Kingofspanners June 30, 2010

double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.
Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."
double halfsies by rkitch February 11, 2013
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