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Halfsturbate

Almost being able to masturbate to something. Being in a semi-turned on state. You want to be turned on by what's in front of you but it's not quite hot enough to give you a good hard on, like a non lesbian porno.
Roger: Hey Charlie, what did you think of that new movie Jennifer's Body?

Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.
by captain bry December 28, 2009
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halfsturbate

To partially masturbate, in effort to save your ejaculate for your parter.

To masturbate but only part way.
To willingly stop masturbating half way thru state of arousal.
To "halfsturbate"can be many things, but mainly its to get some sexual/tension relief without going all the way to ejaculation; and often its in an effort to save the male's sperm and full orgasm for his partner. An act of giving of one's self.
Baby, I have to put the kids to sleep, how about you 'halfsturbate' and I'll be back in a few minutes.

Honey, you can always 'halfsturbate' if I'm not around to have sex with.
by DannyDong February 14, 2017
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Hamasturbate

To do something that only serves your selfish needs and does not do anything with regards for anyone else nor does it advance your group forward. Not to mention your self-indulgent actions just leave a hot and sticky mess.
The majority of Arab leaders only seem to be able to hamasturbate. They pleasure themselves at the expense of their people and their people's future.
by Snarcitz November 24, 2012
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Halfturbate

Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!
Carl: I'm gonna go fuck this chick tonight.
Ed: You gonna halfturbate before hand?
Carl: Hell yeah!
by D-Li Llama February 11, 2010
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hasturbate

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids
Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016
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hatesturbate

The act of masturbating to someone you hate. The homely person's hate-fuck.
Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.
by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014
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Halfstrated

Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.
P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.

P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.
by hexxhex October 10, 2018
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