Halfstrated

Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.

P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.

P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.

by hexxhex October 10, 2018

Calfstrated

When your calfs have been figuratively cut off from running so much.

Holy shit those sprints calfstrated me.

by Lars Runbeck May 15, 2012