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Ni Hao, xiao haizi 

A phrase in Chinese that translates to "hello, little child"

Its uses in daily life include... Stalking Chinese children, scaring your friends and family, and satisfying yourself with the fact that you are the only person that knows its meaning

"Ni hao xiao haizi" is the romanization of the phrase. The characters for this phrase are : 你好小孩子
Creeper: Ni hao, xiao haizi...

Child: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers
Ni Hao, xiao haizi by Lichkitten March 13, 2011
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Haidie

Haidie is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. This girl definitly has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!
"Whoa dude that chick is hot!"

"Of course she is...that's Haidie!"
haidie by rabbitsquirrel December 13, 2012
The sound Vietnamese people make when they sigh.
Vietnamese guy: "Haizzz. You are so stupid."

White girl: *Goes to look up this strange sound on urban dictionary, but it is not defined. Then, googles it and finds a bunch of Vietnamese stuff come up."
haizzz by Beckminsterfullerene April 22, 2016
A cute girl, very kind. All the boys will probably fall in love with her!
That girl is so Haizel! All the boys fell in love with her!
Haizel by treebarksss October 22, 2018

Haiji Towa 

A disgusting character. If you like him, kin him, stan him, simp for him, etc. please get help.
Person: Haiji Towa is my favorite character from UDG!
Me: Ew wtf
Haiji Towa by tonysfavoriteminor September 1, 2021
The simple man, have a big dreams n be a businessman in a few year then millionaire.
Simple day with hafizi, hafizi is cool man
Hafizi by Hafizi December 30, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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