hairist

someone who is cruel and/or judgemental of people who have differently colored hair than they do.

1. That Maddie is such a hairist!

2. They keep calling me blondie, that's so hairist of them!

by Sunshine101 February 9, 2008

hairist

To discriminate a certain colour of hair. Like racist except with hair.

bully: all blondes are dumb and Red heads are stupid and annoying. Answer: Thats hairist

by bef gold March 7, 2007

hairist

someone who discriminates against someone's color of hair either negativly or positivily. (adj.)

Guy: Shut up! Blondie... you're so blonde.
Blonde: Shut up! Hairist... you're so hairistic ...

by intriguedbydarkness July 20, 2005

Hairist

Hairist is when someone descriminates those of different hair color. Basically racism but with hair.

You have no soul because you're a red-head!
That's hairist!
You're dumb because you're blond.
My hair doesn't define me, you hairist.

by kyannaaponna April 25, 2020

Hairist

being pregudist against hair color.

Omg stop being hairist aboit my blonde hair!

by kortk June 22, 2016

Hairist

Believing one is superior to another based off of their hair.

Tony is being hairist because he thinks being bald is better.

by MINER9ER May 14, 2019

Sneaky Hairstylist

To finish ejaculating with your hand after sex with a female, then acting like you clean your hands, only to get into bed and act like your caressing her hair while your actually rubbing semen in it.

Friend: "Dude, what was wrong with that girl's hair in you bed this morning?"

You: "Oh, I gave her a Sneaky Hairstylist last night."

by straight grizz September 25, 2010