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A high key stalker that low key looks like a rock. He is persistent in pursuing the one he loves, but wont take the hint that she doesnt want him. He has a big ego and aims for girls that are too high for him. As well, he may seem like a shy, nice guy in the beginning, but will show aggressive behaviour when you get to know him better. All in all, hes an average person that no one really thinks about.
Haithm: i might as well call you google because youre everything im searching for
Girl: what the fuck
haithm by Beartings May 3, 2019
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Al-Haitham 

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.
Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?
Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022
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Al-Haitham 

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

BARK BARK GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BRAK SNARL GRRR WOOF BARK BARK
person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls
Al-Haitham by MikoLover December 9, 2022
Arabic name. Meaning young hawk. Great person. Looks very good. People gravitate to his personality. Can be very kind. But when angry its a good idea to avoid him as you dont want to get his wrath cast upon you. very loyal.
Wow did you see that Haitham flying over us. It just swooped down and caught its prey
haitham by JaysonMourning February 21, 2010

John Haithwaite 

he's a sick, totally tubular, strep throat, salty, spit ball target kinda guy who get grounded from his ps4
"who's that salty guy over there?"
"oh thats just john haithwaite"
One who seeks knowledge. A man well endowed, with silent strength. A scapegoat for the ignorant. One who the simple minded obsess over. One of good nature who is persecuted by the wicked. A wiseman who drowns in a sea of fools.
He was a good man. It's just not right how he got haithemed.
Haithem by The Dude84 September 1, 2006

Haithing 

1) the exercise of financial freedom
2) the practice of annoying kaveh
“That’s my secret Kaveh, i’m always haithing”
Haithing by Kavehfan June 7, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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