haitheist 

a philosophy where someone hates haters, also an oxymoron causing people to hate them selves
(hey-thee-ist)

Dan:joey hates haters

Alex:doesn't that make him a haitheist

Dan:yeah its one big oxymoron in itself

haitheist by sexxxybitches69 December 20, 2009

faitheist

An atheist who is "soft" on religious belief, and tolerant of even the worst intellectual and moral excesses of religion: atheist accommodationist.

A lot of leftist faitheists say, "I'm not religious, but we shouldn't criticize the Muslim oppression of women because it's a sincere religious belief.

faitheist by The Barefoot Bum July 17, 2009

hatheist 

(hey-thee-ist)

A person who vocally hates on religious individuals, often criticizing such persons for being uneducated hillbillies.

Phillip: Dude, I can't believe how many people still believe in creationism. What ignorant idiots.

Lewis: Chill, man. Stop being such a freaking hatheist.

hatheist by Floodgate July 1, 2011

Hatetheist 

A Hateful Atheist who abhors all semblances of a God or Gods. Which is ironic considering the fact that they hate something that they do not believe exists.

Richard Dawkins is a Hatetheist who makes his money slandering against something he does not believe in.

Hatetheist by Da Reservation Sensation April 11, 2013

hitmeister 

Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.

Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.

hitmeister by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

AItheist 

One who believes man will create an artificial superintelligence indistinguishable from God.

I am an AItheist

AItheist by al-76 August 31, 2018

Hatheist 

A person that does not believe in the supremacy of Harry Potter.

Kid 1: Harry Potter is so dumb, it's not even real!
Kid 2: What are you talking about, stop being such a Hatheist.

Hatheist by GinnyandHermione December 23, 2009