hairku

A haiku poem about hair, especially when pertaining to the hair (oft referred to as the 'teak') of Matt Smith, who plays the eleventh incarnation of The Doctor on the Sci-Fi show Doctor Who

Hair of a Time Lord
teak wave shining though space stands
for oncoming storm

Jack: What is your favourite sort of poetry?
Linda: Hairku, definitely.

by melmal January 25, 2011

haikuzi

1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.

Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.

by picc285 May 3, 2019

yee yee ass haircut

Something you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by Weelum July 21, 2018

Yee yee ass haircut

Something junior Grimes has

Aka “J grimes” iconic yet questionable hairstyle

Hey that junior grimes sure has a yee yee ass haircut , huh?

Yeah he’s a scruffy lookin ass lowlife that can’t keep a girl

J grimes has a yee yee ass haircut

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022

Yee yee ass haircut

what j grimes has

J Grimes is famous for his yee yee ass haircut

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022

Estonian Haircut

An adult circumcision.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you circumcised?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I got an Estonian haircut last night!"

by Gordon Q. Sillyputty August 16, 2021

Yee Yee Ass Haircut

Something junior grimes (J grimes)

Junior grimes “j bravo” is a British tik toker and youtuber rapper that thinks bitches love him when in reality he’s the tackiest and grimiest mf ever seen! Aint no way any girls going to take a second glance at his ass

Person: Yo j maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on ya dick “

Junior: aw shit , whatever you just a hater

Person: Nah fam, it’s for your own good brah

Junior: shit maybe your right or something

Person: I think I’m right or something

by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe November 4, 2021