Haikuwu 

An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.

1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.

Haikuwu by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021

Haikuwu 

An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.

1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.

Haikuwu by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021

Haikuu 

your the type of person that wanted to add another "U" to Haiku

why would you even need to add another "U" to Haiku

its the same this Haikuu and Haiku

Haikuu by ~Alex~ :) May 25, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022