Haikuwu 

An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.

1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.

Haikuwu by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021

Haikuwu 

An unfortunate, possibly actually pretty, but also likely unwanted string of words sent from one person to another with the intent of trying to impress the recipient.

May also be an overly-wordy explanation of why someone is a fan of some garbage celebrity or public figure.

Often utilized by Creeps, Simps, Bootlickers, Kyles, Chads, Tads, Karens, Carols, and Sheryls, alike.

Does not have to follow the syllabic requirements of an actual Haiku.

1: Idk he sent me a long ass DM about how he’s had a crush on me since our Junior Homecoming. Then called me a bitch when I didn’t respond within 5 minutes.
2: Ewwwwwwwuh. Haikuwu are the worst. Wtf, Kyle?

3: Donald Trump is the best president! MAGA! Liberals are turning the frogs gay!

4: Okay, Boomer. No one asked for your plagiarized FoxNews Haikuwu.

Haikuwu by The Rainbow Codero June 21, 2021

Haikuu 

your the type of person that wanted to add another "U" to Haiku

why would you even need to add another "U" to Haiku

its the same this Haikuu and Haiku

Haikuu by ~Alex~ :) May 25, 2021