haikuzi

1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.

Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.

haikuzi by picc285 May 3, 2019

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Haikuification

Turning everyday comments and phrases into haikus, popularized by the Haiku Bot for Discord servers, which turns users' posts into haikus whenever they are the correct number of syllables. This often takes users by surprise.

None of you will escape the haikuification! Watch your syllable count, Haiku Bot strikes when you least expect it.

Haikuification by Jak6841 May 4, 2021

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Related Words

haikuzi • haikubicle • Haikuification • Haikuist

haikubicle

haiku + cubicle = a haiku, written in the 5-7-5 syllable format, whose subject matter focuses on the details of office life.

Haikubicle

Friday conundrum:
Skip lunch and leave work early?
Leave on time but full?

Shroud of glass and steel
Shuffle papers, seem busy
No one sees me sleep

haikubicle by Rachel E. Hughes March 21, 2008

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Haikuist

Someone who makes haikus

" I met Alex the other day, he is a great haikuist"

Haikuist by Haiyathea November 6, 2021

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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