haikuzi

1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.

Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.

haikuzi by picc285 May 3, 2019

Haikuification 

Turning everyday comments and phrases into haikus, popularized by the Haiku Bot for Discord servers, which turns users' posts into haikus whenever they are the correct number of syllables. This often takes users by surprise.

None of you will escape the haikuification! Watch your syllable count, Haiku Bot strikes when you least expect it.

Haikuification by Jak6841 May 4, 2021

haikubicle 

haiku + cubicle = a haiku, written in the 5-7-5 syllable format, whose subject matter focuses on the details of office life.

Haikubicle

Friday conundrum:
Skip lunch and leave work early?
Leave on time but full?

Shroud of glass and steel
Shuffle papers, seem busy
No one sees me sleep

haikubicle by Rachel E. Hughes March 21, 2008

Haikuist 

Someone who makes haikus

" I met Alex the other day, he is a great haikuist"

Haikuist by Haiyathea November 6, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004