haikuzi
1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.
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Haikuification
Turning everyday comments and phrases into haikus, popularized by the Haiku Bot for Discord servers, which turns users' posts into haikus whenever they are the correct number of syllables. This often takes users by surprise.
None of you will escape the haikuification! Watch your syllable count, Haiku Bot strikes when you least expect it.
Haikuification by Jak6841 May 4, 2021
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haikubicle
haiku + cubicle = a haiku, written in the 5-7-5 syllable format, whose subject matter focuses on the details of office life.
Haikubicle
Friday conundrum:
Skip lunch and leave work early?
Leave on time but full?
Shroud of glass and steel
Shuffle papers, seem busy
No one sees me sleep
Friday conundrum:
Skip lunch and leave work early?
Leave on time but full?
Shroud of glass and steel
Shuffle papers, seem busy
No one sees me sleep
haikubicle by Rachel E. Hughes March 21, 2008
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