haircutter
haircutter by Nanda September 11, 2004
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haircutter
A girl who skeezes around with 40k millionaire douchebags and never left her hometown. Nearly all of these girls cut hair or work at tanning salons.
Those chicks are hot, but look at them with those spiky haired 40k millis. They are totally haircutters. Let's go find some chicks that aren't so terrible to talk to.
haircutter by Richie8R December 22, 2008
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haircutter
While barbers are for male customers and hairdressers are for female customers, haircutter is a generic term for any gender.
haircutter by haircutter99 July 28, 2021
Hairdultery
Cheating on your hairdresser.
I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.
Hairdultery by WBdultery March 1, 2010
Hairdultery
Cheating on your hairdresser.
I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.
Hairdultery by WBdultery February 26, 2010
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