hairdache

A headache or scalp sensitivity caused by hair styling which is worn for a long period of time. Hairdaches are often caused by plaits, braids and pony tails for example

I've got hairdache

by anonymous December 30, 2023

hairache

Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.

Man, I've got to let my hair down. It's been up all day and I've got a helluva hairache.

by GucciLittlePiggy March 18, 2009

hardache

A cross between a hard-on and heartache. Primarily sadness accompanied by arousal.

Dude, thinking about that breakup sex fills me with hardache.

by Not Pratty January 15, 2009

Hardache

2. A hard-on that is maintained for so long that it causes discomfort.

Heartless has a hella hardache because he cannot ever get with the ladies.

by Not Alamelie January 16, 2009

hairaphernalia

1) A person's countless amount of objects that are used to style hair.

Ryan forgot to grab his hairaphernalia from the car.

by R-Dog08 October 12, 2009

Hairjacker

The lone pubic hair hitching a ride on a bar of soap.

There was a hairjacker on my soap, thinking it was pubic transportation.

by Inita Nubar December 18, 2012

hairacter actor

A character actor who, like Samson, derives all his power from the hairstyle of his role.

Gary Cole. The greatest hairacter actor around.

by Sean Galbraith August 9, 2006