hardache 

A cross between a hard-on and heartache. Primarily sadness accompanied by arousal.

Dude, thinking about that breakup sex fills me with hardache.

hardache by Not Pratty January 15, 2009

Hardache 

2. A hard-on that is maintained for so long that it causes discomfort.

Heartless has a hella hardache because he cannot ever get with the ladies.

Hardache by Not Alamelie January 16, 2009

jack hardacre 

an amazing guy, a straight guy, a funny guy, best guy, best footballer, man city the best,

overall a great rounded guy who is cleverer than jake.

jack hardacre is amazing

jack hardacre by _reginal_ December 1, 2021

hairdache

A headache or scalp sensitivity caused by hair styling which is worn for a long period of time. Hairdaches are often caused by plaits, braids and pony tails for example

I've got hairdache

hairdache by anonymous December 30, 2023