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He's a hainhu
hainhu by Anonymous July 9, 2003
Words you can keep
a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad.
"That was a crazy wipeout."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."
hainus by Adam April 24, 2005
Related Words
hainhu hainus Hainuo hanhun Haichu haichuan haighu Haishu Haithum harnhuk
An idiotic man who smashes mirrors for a living
Person 1: What does your husband do for a living?

Person 2: oh he's just a harnhuk
harnhuk by Personmcchild April 18, 2015
An absolute goddess within the earthly realm,with unparalleled beauty outshining all others and a gentle personality which can make any man fall head over heels for her.
She has mesmerizing and playful eyes which can absorb you into an entirely different world of pleasantry and delight which you will genuinely and thoroughly enjoy. And the little conversations you can have with her can make one lose all track of time sandsjajnsakd five hours can pass by in the blink of an eye just because of how much youre enjoying her company.

This woman is someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with and seeing yourself aging throughout the years with her by your side can be something worthy of a wish for most.
The shy smile that sneaks upon her face when flattered can melt ones heart to the point of no return,i shit you not youd want to punch a wall to feel manly after taking her smile on first hand holy shit.
Her honest and innocent nature makes one want to appreciate her not for her sexual appeal or figure,but for the pure beauty found within her. Having a bad day? Talk to her and youre good for the rest of the week. Like seriously,what an absolute angel.
Haishu dislikes red roses,too mainstream. Loves the blue ones!
In all honesty any man who marries haishu is eternally blessed for a lifetime.
"What man in their right mind wouldnt wait six years just to spend the rest of their life with haishu?Youre not in your right mind if you disagree"

"No dragon shall slay my haishu for that is my life itself!She shall be protected and adored to till the end of time itself!"

"Im sorry haishu where were we again? I was a tad lost in your gorgeous face."
Haishu by NoDragonCanEatMyHealer January 27, 2019
An extremely iconic and beautiful human being.
(That preferably likes plants)
Person1: damn she's pretty cute ngl.
Person2:yeah, she's Hainuo
Hainuo by Cucumber0_0 July 8, 2021
Yo bro i dont want to be like Haithum when i grow up
Haithum by Suhdude1985 August 21, 2016
An anus that is covered in a thicket of dirty hair.
Dude: Did you see how hairy his ass was when he bent over?

Other Dude: I closed my eyes, but it sounds heinous.

Dude: Yeah, a big ol' hainus.
hainus by eplane September 15, 2012
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