haikup

A hookup you engage in because of a haiku.

She wasn't going to haikup with me, but then I busted out my 5-7-5's, and it was pound town all night. She even left me one for the road:

I wish your penis
Had been longer than the first

Line of this haiku

by 3thoalreadyhave1 April 18, 2022

haikuzi

1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.

Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.

by picc285 May 3, 2019

Haiku-ka-choo

n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.

Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).

I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!

by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010

haiku flatulence

Farts artfully expressed in a strict 5-7-5 haiku formation.

He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

Haiku

Five syllables first,
then seven come right after,
and five at the end.

This is a haiku,
if you need more description,
pleas just go elsewhere.

by Intelligence001 November 11, 2016

Haiku

A Japanese form of poetry used by lazy people.

Haiku example:

I like potatoes
They are yummy and filling
Five more syllables

by helioseismology January 15, 2010

haiku

Haiku are strictly about nature. All of the definitions posted here are incorrect, those are senryu, which are haiku that do not deal with nature.

HAIKU:

Whispering softly
Willow trees in the winter
Sway in the cold wind.

SENRYU:

I have a big cock
It is much bigger than yours
Yours is just too small

by Alexis Rose February 2, 2007