haikpoo

Timidly explores
The turdle pokes its head out
Plip plop, it's drowning

That haikpoo was really moving... *knock knock* are you out of the bathroom yet?

haikpoo by SheMurph August 12, 2004

hairpoo 

When a woman's hair looks so repulsive that it might as well be a bowel movement piled on her head.

Kate Gosselin's hairpoo is out of control.

hairpoo by danceswithprozac June 10, 2009

hairpooned 

The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online game Maple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.

Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.

hairpooned by BassChan November 3, 2007

haikoozie 

A beer koozie with a Haiku on it.

Oh man is that a haikoozie? It'a a freaking Haiku on a beer koozie.

haikoozie by tredge February 13, 2014

hawkpooah 

when a partner, or friend, spits on your dick then shits on it

eli, come hawkpooah on me

hawkpooah by hawkpooingster November 25, 2024