haikpoo

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Timidly explores
The turdle pokes its head out
Plip plop, it's drowning

That haikpoo was really moving... *knock knock* are you out of the bathroom yet?

haikpoo by SheMurph August 12, 2004

Words you can keep

hairpoo

When a woman's hair looks so repulsive that it might as well be a bowel movement piled on her head.

Kate Gosselin's hairpoo is out of control.

hairpoo by danceswithprozac June 10, 2009

Related Words

haikpoo • haikoozie • hairpoo • hairpooned • hawkpooah • haiku poo • hai-poo

hairpooned

The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online game Maple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.

Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.

hairpooned by BassChan November 3, 2007

haikoozie

A beer koozie with a Haiku on it.

Oh man is that a haikoozie? It'a a freaking Haiku on a beer koozie.

haikoozie by tredge February 13, 2014

hawkpooah

when a partner, or friend, spits on your dick then shits on it

eli, come hawkpooah on me

hawkpooah by hawkpooingster November 25, 2024

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026