She wasn't going to haikup with me, but then I busted out my 5-7-5's, and it was pound town all night. She even left me one for the road:
I wish your penis
Had been longer than the first
Line of this haiku
I wish your penis
Had been longer than the first
Line of this haiku
by 3thoalreadyhave1 April 18, 2022
I type of crustacean that lives in the ocean and in salty marshes, and has very long penis. This penis is often used for balance, and it can even be used in a seesaw type of motion.
Max: Dude, did you see that molishever in the sand?
Steve: Yeah it looked like it was doing something I tried on my girlfriend!
Steve: Yeah it looked like it was doing something I tried on my girlfriend!
by 3thoalreadyhave1 September 22, 2011