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Hazirah
She can be most beautiful thing in your life, she can be everything all at once. The anger, the hate and the jealousy u get from her, some reason gets so attractive. Shes so hot to look at from every perspective, she is like a chocolate fudge brownie with a razor blade inside, treat her well or she will cut you. In other words, eat her properly or u get shanked in the mouth. She needs attention and she needs to be pampered but all will be worth it after you see that smile. That smile is good enough to make u happy for years. And you will never forget that, she is just perfect.
Hazirah
A girl who looks evil on the outside but inside she has the best personality. This person does not like to show their bright side in public but only during private conversations. On some occasions this person turns on a psychopath look
hajira
a sassy, sarcastic and intelligent girl who has a low tolerance for bullshit. She's always ready for a debate or argument because she knows she will win regardless. She's got a lot of confidence and stands out from others, whether that be by her clothes, attitude or just the way she is. Let it be known that it's not easy getting a hajira, she'll put up a fight before she gives you her heart but once she does; it's like having won a prize.
hajira by yesiamthatbitch August 12, 2018
hairache
Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.
hairache by GucciLittlePiggy March 18, 2009
Hairapist
-noun her-uh-pist
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."
"One who provides salon services specifically for the treatment and styling of hair while also providing methods to aid in one's psychological state/s of being."
Not only does my hairapist provide me with great advice for life but I always leave with a wonderful new hair-do, feeling great on the inside and out!
Hairapist by Southernguy_NYC September 2, 2009
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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