A girl who tends to gag and make goat noises on the phone. Hairam's are very bubbly and tend to be clutsy and step in doggy doo doo at times. Over all, Hairam's are fun-loving and may make you fall to the ground laughing. They also make you edit things you dont want to edit! =O
Whoa! You just did a Hairam!
by Alynn S March 01, 2009
A hairam is a name to call someone who falls in public often. Usually, but not always used to describe someone who falls but seemingly never on there knees.
Dang man. I took this chick out on a date to a roller rink. She is such a Hairam. She fell on her face a few times, almost broke an elbow, and hurt her hip real bad. Her knees where spotless though so good on her.
by RustySurvival August 06, 2021