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Hairam

A girl who tends to gag and make goat noises on the phone. Hairam's are very bubbly and tend to be clutsy and step in doggy doo doo at times. Over all, Hairam's are fun-loving and may make you fall to the ground laughing. They also make you edit things you dont want to edit! =O
Whoa! You just did a Hairam!
by Alynn S March 1, 2009
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Hairam

A hairam is a name to call someone who falls in public often. Usually, but not always used to describe someone who falls but seemingly never on there knees.
Dang man. I took this chick out on a date to a roller rink. She is such a Hairam. She fell on her face a few times, almost broke an elbow, and hurt her hip real bad. Her knees where spotless though so good on her.
by RustySurvival August 6, 2021
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harambe's law

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
by Benny1985 November 15, 2016
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Harambetard

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.
Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!
by pwnageforever September 20, 2016
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woko haram

A portmanteau of woke and Boko Haram. The fundamentalist cult of Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity.
When Nancy dared to question the legitimacy of replacing the school's own flag with the Homosexual Pride one, Woko Haram issued a fatwa against her and she was #cancelled from polite society, losing her job, her family, her friends, her dignity, and her self-respect.
by pseudoraphael November 3, 2019
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Harambe flipping

Taking LSD and Viagra at the same time.
Yeah, Harambe flipping might be the real deal. I think I'm done with LSD for a while now...
by logusviringenious August 15, 2016
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Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016
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