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A girl who tends to gag and make goat noises on the phone. Hairam's are very bubbly and tend to be clutsy and step in doggy doo doo at times. Over all, Hairam's are fun-loving and may make you fall to the ground laughing. They also make you edit things you dont want to edit! =O
Whoa! You just did a Hairam!
Hairam by Alynn S March 1, 2009
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A hairam is a name to call someone who falls in public often. Usually, but not always used to describe someone who falls but seemingly never on there knees.
Dang man. I took this chick out on a date to a roller rink. She is such a Hairam. She fell on her face a few times, almost broke an elbow, and hurt her hip real bad. Her knees where spotless though so good on her.
Hairam by RustySurvival August 6, 2021
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harambe's law 

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
harambe's law by Benny1985 November 15, 2016

Harambetard 

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.
Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!
Harambetard by pwnageforever September 20, 2016

woko haram 

A portmanteau of woke and Boko Haram. The fundamentalist cult of Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity.
When Nancy dared to question the legitimacy of replacing the school's own flag with the Homosexual Pride one, Woko Haram issued a fatwa against her and she was #cancelled from polite society, losing her job, her family, her friends, her dignity, and her self-respect.
woko haram by pseudoraphael November 3, 2019

Harambe flipping

Taking LSD and Viagra at the same time.
Yeah, Harambe flipping might be the real deal. I think I'm done with LSD for a while now...

Harambe's Law 

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
Harambe's Law by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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