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A disturbed thought process characterized by excessive fear and anxiety that everyone is staring at your hair and making fun of you for it.
Tara's extreme hairanoia compelled her to wear a hat until her bangs grew out. They said she was just being hairanoid, but she swore they were all laughing!
by Kristina F. August 29, 2007
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Persistent, increasing worry--rational or irrational--of receding hairline or balding.
Mark's hairanoia became so extreme, he began taking photos of his scalp daily to see if his hairline was receding.
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