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hairapist 

one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.
Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.
hairapist by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009

Hairapist 

A person who has sex with hair without legal consent.
That hairapist put his wiener in my up-do.
Hairapist by RandallStorby September 28, 2012
someone who is cruel and/or judgemental of people who have differently colored hair than they do.
1. That Maddie is such a hairist!

2. They keep calling me blondie, that's so hairist of them!
hairist by Sunshine101 February 9, 2008
To discriminate a certain colour of hair. Like racist except with hair.
bully: all blondes are dumb and Red heads are stupid and annoying. Answer: Thats hairist
hairist by bef gold March 7, 2007

Haircist 

Of, or relating to hating a person and/or someone for their hair color.
You are a haircist because you said I can't get a job because my hair is blue, son!
Haircist by PEICEOFSHIT April 14, 2008
someone who discriminates against someone's color of hair either negativly or positivily. (adj.)
Guy: Shut up! Blondie... you're so blonde.
Blonde: Shut up! Hairist... you're so hairistic ...
hairist by intriguedbydarkness July 20, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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