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Haphephobia

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An extremely rare severe fear of touching and/or being touched. It is not linked to social anxiety or phobias. Sometimes it is only the fear of touching and/or being touched by the opposite sex, sometimes it is only the same sex, and sometimes both. The reactions vary depending on how much trust the person with haphephobia has with the one he/she is touching/being touch by.
Ex. 1
Kevin: "Did you see Josh completely freak out when his girlfriend kissed him? Wtf was that about? Freak."
Dave: "Shut up. He has haphephobia. He can't help it."
Ex. 2
Some people don't like being touched, but that isn't haphephobia. Haphephobia is when people touch you and your reaction is to freeze up. Your heart beats faster and you near a panic attack. Sometimes the area touched will feel as if it's been burnt and/or start to itch. Sometimes you'll just begin to sweat, runaway, or cry. It's a serious disorder and should be taken seriously. If someone tell you not to touch them, do NOT touch them.
Haphephobia by Jamie-Q-All-Over November 23, 2013

Heliphobia 

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(Not to be confused with Heliophobia, which is the fear of the sun)

Is the fear, discrimination against and/or the denial of the existence of the gender identity "Attack Helicopter".
*The LGBTQ+ community still denies the existence of the gender "attack helicopter" even though tens of thousands identify as such. This pandemic of Heliphobia is a blatant oppression against attack helicopters and is totally unacceptable in 2021.

Hoephobia 

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The fear of hoes
I was going to go to the club but the hoes scare me. I think I may have hoephobia
Hoephobia by L0l1 April 17, 2016

Hemophobia 

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The phobia of blood.
I fainted at the sight of the blood pouring out of my arm, I must have hemophobia.
Hemophobia by Mar August 28, 2004

homephobia 

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The fear of or prejudism against an area considered a home.
Damn, it's no wonder Peter lives in the forest - he suffers from homephobia!
homephobia by Da Urban Scribe April 30, 2008

Herophobia 

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The fear that at any time, the Minecraft character herobrine is watching over you.
I think Mike has herophobia.
"Yup I know he is a herophobe."
Herophobia by Gabriels logic October 17, 2019
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