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mad haggid
mad haggid by dOPEBiTCH * December 3, 2009
n00beus Hagrid
Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018
The Instant Hagrid
Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011
Raped by Hagrid
When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015
PS1 Hagrid
PS1 Hagrid by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019
PS1 HAGRID
PS1 HAGRID by BigPAPAShrek May 25, 2018
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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