haggid

a step above haggard where something is too haggard to be called haggard and one has to call it haggid

Branden: Ichabod's treefort was way to haggard yesterday.
Coleman: Tell me about it, haggid.

by Bshea992 January 21, 2008

mad haggid

a person who is extremely ugly.

"ugh that girl is mad haggid!"

by dOPEBiTCH * December 3, 2009

n00beus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

The Instant Hagrid

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

PS1 Hagrid

The most sexy and beautiful man alive

I love PS1 Hagrid...

by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

PS1 HAGRID

The thiccest of thy thicc gods,

"some days, i feel like ps1 hagrid."

by BigPAPAShrek May 25, 2018