hagged

Derived from haggard, hagged is the true form of haggerdom. Once you become hagged, you're hagged for life. Not, necessarily a bad state for there are some who hold their hagged heads high. It's the generally giddy and autistic feeling after a menacingly long night of heavy drinking. You can't be labbeled as being hagged, you can't decide to be hagged, hagged is of the soul. It is the pure form of oneself.gangst

-Haggard to the extreme becomes "boss hagged".

-The first person in the liquor store, still drunk from last week, sporting the same old stinky flannel shirt, rocking the same disgruntaled grin and loving every minute of it. You are hagged and proud.

by Timothy LeaLand McQuarrie & Anastasia Beaverhousen January 29, 2006

hagged

When you ejaculate on your partners chest, then make it into a triangle, like that of a Phantasm Trap from the video game DeadByDaylight

I hagged my girl last night, but I only nutted enough to make a small trap.

by PhillyOjomo April 3, 2019

hagged out

A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.

That chick was hot in high school, but she's really hagged out now.

by monkey40 July 25, 2009

hagged over

after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.

...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.

by heythewhat October 23, 2014

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered

The penalty for high treason in England, to be hanged, drawn and quartered was a common occurrence during medieval times. Although it was abolished in 1814, this form of execution was responsible for hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of deaths.

First, the victim is dragged on a wooden frame, called a hurdle, to the place of the execution.
Second, the victim is hanged by the neck for a short period of time until nearly dead (hanged).
Third, the disembowelment and castration occur, where afterward, the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn).
Finally, the body is divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered).

If you want a good example of someone being hanged, drawn, and quartered watch the end of the movie Braveheart.

by loldamn November 28, 2009

Hagger

A medieval nickname for someone who was thought to be wild or untamed.

Hagger comes from the French word for hedge, implying something undisclosed, with no boundaries, hence wild or untamed.

You can't contain a Hagger.
That person's a bit Hagger.

by stefflington November 4, 2018