hagetha 

Stupid bitch that you always see in Walmart buying baby clothes for her dead rock with eczema. Usually wearing tube tops exposing her rolls of fat, knee length plaid shorts that she found while she "accidentally" wandered into the men's section, occasionally found sniffing park benches. In her spare time, she licks slugs, steals dirt, and listens to forks scratching plates. She lives in a cardboard box next to the permantly closed subway due to toxic chemicals. She likes to store moldy cheese, ginger hair, snail eye balls, and armpit hair that she pulled from her fellow hobo's armpit in her bra. She has $900 quadrillion dollars she uses to burn so she can stay warm or to buy drugs. Last seen in Donald Trump's bathtub filled with soup. Finds men from 80-199 years old attractive that have bowl cuts. The end! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: I saw this strange creature in my house last night trying to eat a chair!

Me: ohhhh, that was probably Hagetha. She did that to me last week expcept she tried eating my ear.
Friend: ok then......................

hagetha by Hagetha March 11, 2018

Hagatha 

Noun.

a female that participates in bitchy, unfavorable, or lame activities. This term is usually used in jest to refer to your female friends that sre being party poopers or refers to an old bag you don't like. Hagatha can also be a term of endearment.

alright Hagatha, you've complained enough, get your clothes on, put a smile on, and come out with us!

Hagatha by EB July 30, 2016

hagatha 

My so-called maternal grandma. Total bitch lacking all self-control over her enoumous mouth (and ass-I might add).

The hagatha hates me because I have a job, and I do not have a self loathing attitude.

hagatha by Shelley the wonderful March 6, 2005

hagatha christie 

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite

Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.

hagatha christie by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013

Hagatha 

Someone who fell from the ugly cliff and landed in a old hags forest hitting all ugly branches on the way down just to find an old hag ready to beat the living daylights out of them with the ugly stick

She’s beyond sloshed, she’s hagatha.

Hagatha by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

Hagatha’s Cats Effect 

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.

Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.

Hagatha’s Cats Effect by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024