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Noun.

a female that participates in bitchy, unfavorable, or lame activities. This term is usually used in jest to refer to your female friends that sre being party poopers or refers to an old bag you don't like. Hagatha can also be a term of endearment.
alright Hagatha, you've complained enough, get your clothes on, put a smile on, and come out with us!
Hagatha by EB July 30, 2016
Words you can keep
My so-called maternal grandma. Total bitch lacking all self-control over her enoumous mouth (and ass-I might add).
The hagatha hates me because I have a job, and I do not have a self loathing attitude.
Someone who fell from the ugly cliff and landed in a old hags forest hitting all ugly branches on the way down just to find an old hag ready to beat the living daylights out of them with the ugly stick
She’s beyond sloshed, she’s hagatha.

hagatha christie 

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite
Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.
hagatha christie by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013

Hagatha’s Cats Effect 

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
A laugh type failure, much like a "type o".
Kurt: Oh man that is funny. HaGaHa
Hagaha by Slimer55 April 24, 2011
A gross big fat smelly slut that think that she's all that! Who's a a hater especially when they can't get high but other people are. They usually have a probation officer and are a rat too. (another name for a female victor).
Who's that smelly loudmouth bitch down there you can smell her just by looking at her . O' you mean Danielle, No bro that's Hogatha ! Tramp of all Tramps!
Hogatha by Markie_Marc February 1, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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