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hagard-adj. looking old, or worn out. in a state of sloppyness.
wow, did you see john's shirt? that shit was so hagard
hagard by Partyboy983 May 13, 2005
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an irish last name

can be spelt many other ways:

haggerty, hagerty, haggarty, etc.
It's spelt Hagarty not "erty"!
hagarty by plaid-duckie October 28, 2006
horrible a state of horidness
when something goes the way you don't want it too
something gay

something really ugly
damn that shit was hagard

damn that bitch was hagard
hagard by gsjkd;ghsdkghs June 10, 2008

hagard bum 

a sloppy, dirty, non officient person that does not have anything going for them what so ever.
dang Ian, your such a hagard bum
hagard bum by austinpaul May 19, 2006
used in celebration, or in lack of speech.
Hey Kevin Ohio State just beat florida in the 07 national championship!!

HAGADYA!!!
Hagadya by Aaron Schott January 4, 2007

hagardinop 

1. this is the feeling you get right as you wave at someone who you thought was waving at you... but was really waving at the person behind you.

2. the joy of $40 chuck taylors at footlocker.

3. the sound a falling tree makes in the woods when no one is listening.

4. when a bank has many people arriving to get there money, but not quite going full speed. see also a "jog on the bank".

5. the man assigned to scrape bird poop off the park benches.

6. prostitute with one arm picked last who specializes in llama training during the daytime while continuously saying "environment" folled by a buzzing sound for no apparent reason.

7. Someone who has more than 3 dreams about drugs. this may be but not limited to dreams about babysitting kids who smoke pot out of kraft singles.
1. Crap i thought he was waving at me... Oh my i feel an intense feeling of hagardinop.

2. "I should get some Chuck Taylors"... "40 dollars at footlocker!!!!!!"

3. "hear that?" "no." "Thats hagardinop bay ba"

4. Quick go to the bank before the money is gone, but not too fast.

5. Man you have a worse job than a hagardinop.

6. "Why did you pick the hagardinop?" "no one knows. know one knows."

7. Wait, you had a dream about what? hagardinop. thats all i have to say about that.
hagardinop by Chuck barley April 5, 2008
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